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Troll’d.

Troll’d.

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Brief explaination of IATW.

maverick795:

Am I the only one that is truly getting fed up with everyone under the age of 12 on the Internet?

It seems everywhere across the world, little children who are addicted to an online game that features talking penguins. And along with this billion dollar company, there are always computer hackers that will follow it. As you see, #iamthewalrus isn’t a hacking group. We meerly have members that can hack and code. What makes #iamthewalrus special from all of the other “hack” groups, besides the cool name, is our cleverness. We use trolling to get the best of you. Most of you, that is.

You see, once you actually make #iamthewalrus angry with you, there is no true way that you will get whipped off the blacklist. You’ll always be followed and you’ll always be anticipating a prank call at 1 am. It’s the beauty of what we do that strive many of us walruses to continue. Not for the sight of little kids breaking down and totally pouring their feelings at us, (Which does include a lot of swearing and name calls) which causes massive lulz, but for the hell of it.

Let me explain to you some of the key parts of #iamthewalrus so hopefully you’ll be able to understand it better.

Doxing, another word for getting information on someone, is one thing that #iamthewalrus uses against it’s victims. It’s fairly simple to get someone’s personal information and post it and have them be scared to death. (It’s even been done to the extent where we got nude pictures of a victim, kindly however we disregarded them). Doxing as many people say on the contary, is NOT illegal. Doxing is personal information found on the web. And because it’s on the web, it’s public information. See the wiki for more information on doxing.

Trolling, or making a victim break down in tears, is the matter of showing one your superior. Using big mighty words or pretending like you actually graduated college, can make your 12 year old victim, break down insulting you. Trolling is a key part of #iamthewalrus because we use it in all ways. See the wiki for more information on trolling.

— Also, before you tell us that we’re all fat overaged fuckers who live in a basement, let me explain to you. 50% of #iamthewalrus’ users are under the age of 17. And most of the users older than 17, are not much older than 24. #iamthewalrus is a group of basic teens/young adults who are truly causing massive lulz by performing simple tasks. You think you can do the same thing we do? Go ahead. Make your own “HAXX” group.

We don’t take applications at #iamthewalrus. #iamthewalrus currently has all the members it needs. Do not ask me or a #iamthewalrus member to become one. Just like in the Marines, we do not accept applications, we accept commitments.


#iamthewalrus may not be after you now, but chances are, we will soon.

-Maverick.

(iatw.info) (www.twitter.com/LT_Maverick)

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Considering changing my server host

I’ve been a fan of server.lu, my current dedicated server host, for a while now, but I’m considering switching to Soft Layer. First of all, my current server is located in Luxembourg, so it’s pretty slow considering most of my traffic is from the Continental United States. That’s pretty much my only issue with server.lu, and I’ve heard (mostly from Andy) that Soft Layer is the best— but I’ll have to double my bill. D:

Nevertheless, they have a 1000MB/s speed option, and for my plans coming up very soon, that will be adequate for my needs.

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My currently most used apps on my iPhone.

My currently most used apps on my iPhone.

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Poisenman101 amirite?

Poisenman101 amirite?

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Whenever I hear the first few keys of Lady Madonna by The Beatles, I always picture Paul as this, but with a keyboard.

Whenever I hear the first few keys of Lady Madonna by The Beatles, I always picture Paul as this, but with a keyboard.

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Joe12387.com now up and running

I’ve set up my Joe12387.com domain to redirect to my tumblr (AKA this). It’s official, I’ve settled into tumblr.

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Why Time Warner Cable Sucks

I’ve had Time Warner Cable since I’ve had the internet, and within the last two years, I’ve started to hate is so. First of all, I have the T-T-T-TRIPLE PLAY combo deal extravaganza plan thingy— which includes phone, internet, and TV. I have absolutely no issue with phone, as I rarely use it in the first place, but both the internet and TV are less than satisfactory. First, the internet, horrible. These assholes decided to throttle their customers to hell. Their throttling system is completely random and has nothing to do, whatsoever, with your upload/download bandwidth. Every few hours or so, or like this morning, every five minutes, they completely cut off ALL of their customer’s uploaded packets, and only allows data to be downloaded. Also, half of my TV channels have been out for the last four months, and when I asked for them to come and fix it, they refused. THEY REFUSED.

Fuck Time Warner. I need FiOS.

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Blizzet Bugs

Blizzet has been dominating my Twitter for the last month, now that it’s (barely) functional, I still have glitches to patch, most of it is out of my power, I.E.: the fucking upload flash applet.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

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So I’m using Tumblr now…

With my reckless start of joining every new Web 2.0 site out there, I’ve moved to Tumblr, finally. It’s defendant that I like this interface way more then Wordpress’s, but unfortunately I cannot embed any of my precious AdSense units, at least I think I can’t.

TL;DR: This will be the longer version of my Twitter. :3